Mr. Santa Claus!
Mr. Santa Claus!
I am writing you a letter because I would like to receive Volcano gaming products. I know that Christmas is just around the corner, but I'd like to get cool products from you so I could play Cyberpunk, because I heard that they already fixed it and added cool DLC and that it's a cool RPG. Well, and I've been good this year!
I would like to get a MODECOM Volcano Lanparty Pudding Edition mechanical keyboard. This pudding white keyboard looks really phenomenal, I would like my workstation to look beautiful and I could see that this keyboard could beautify my workstation. Or better yet, bring me this little Volcano Lanparty BT keyboard. I could play for myself wirelessly via Bluetooth, for that I need cool gaming switches, and I heard that it has Gateron yellow switches... For such a keyboard I will kiss you Santa with all my heart!
For this keyboard also bring me Volcano Prometheus headphones. The white ones, of course, although if you give black, I'll take those too. But give the white ones. They have nice backlighting, virtual sound 7.1 technology and in general look cosseting.
And if you bring a keyboard and headphones, then add a Volcano Shinobi 3360 mouse. I need a lightweight mouse with a PixArt 3360 sensor, so that I can be good at Cyberpunk, because supposedly there you shoot and fight and run and drive and configure the car and you can do implants, there is also an extensive character development system, and I really like such extensive RPGs. Well, and this mouse would help me complete the game.
Finally, Santa Claus please bring me a coaster. I want the big Volcano Meru one. It will cover my whole desk and it's waterproof, so if I spill something on the mousepad, it won't ruin my desk. And on top of that, I would have soyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy space to play! And I like it very, very, very much.
That's why Santa Claus is asking for these pieces of equipment. If you still have something in your bag, some case or power supply, I will gladly accept. Well, and I wish you a Merry Christmas and I never, but never thought you were fat!
